Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
Being sick in college: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
doyoulikehorses: Name one fucking reason why gay marriage shouldn’t be legal with out using religion. That’s right you can’t. Now let me bring in this: SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＩＯＮ ＯＦ ＣＨＵＲＣＨ ＡＮＤ ＳＴＡＴＥ
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
The Apocalypse: As Documented by Tumblr
samandriel: so new zealanders are being mauled by sheep, kangaroos are staging a coup in australia and the netherlands are reporting demon cows. well good thing i live in america what animal could possib- oh oh god
candyexorcist: moons-ganef: peens: a-study-in-teal: So, if the world doesn’t end December 21st, can we steal the Good Omens fandoms’ ideas for what to call it? #NOTpocalypse, #Apocanevermind, #NOPEpocalypse, #The Apocalypse that Wasn’t Apocaloops— Armageddon’t is a personal favorite. And soon it’ll be the Armageddidn’t.
cancerously: redeadlauren: ...
professionaldreamcrusher: bucketsand-bucketsoffaygo: justanotherdepressedmind: professionaldreamcrusher: It’s now 12/21/12 here in New York and I’d just like to say that We all died. We’re zombies I KNEW IT. uhh zombies dont have the mental capacity to talk, let alone typing words and sentences
Update on the apocalypse from Britain;
sweetcarolion: crayolagron: WE HAVE RUN OUT OF TEA I REPEAT WE HAVE RUN OUT OF TEA ABORT ABORT check the harbor
HAPPY APOCALYPSE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
billcosbeezinthetrap: THIS GUY FROM SCHOOL JUST POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK OMG
gatsubii: Dear tumblr, Hell has awesome wi-fi. Love, New York
me: i don't believe in god
me: oh my god
me: thank god
me: good god
me: god help me
me: for god's sake
me: god damn it
ejacutastic: frostedbeanqueen: christmasblogger: challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually ur penis
jordyn-is-hot: sugarplum-sollux: jordyn-is-hot: its not even the 21st yet and u fuckers have used all of ur apocalypse jokes wtf Chill bro, it’s not like it’s the end of the world u fucking piece of shit
17xinfinity: That’s it. That’s why there’s a Supernatural hiatus. The boys are busy tonight.
Update from England.
jammy-john: Basically we’ve barricaded ourselves in Buckingham Palace and we’re all sitting around drinking tea, tutting at the apocalypse as the fires of hell rain down upon us. There’s no electricity so we can’t toast our crumpets. The Queen is unamused.